The latest gem from Samir Kumar Raut

This is what Raut sent me today.........

Hi ,
Since logn enough when i send u message. No once agina i m here, aah kal kaya chall raha haa. project ka kaam kab tak challga . apna project ka bhare ma bhe batoo.

Sid bhe ajakla mall karna band kar deya haa. I think u should send message soon .

Most important aaj kal yee group ma kaya chal raha ha since i log after a long atime i m not very much aware of it i u have some information than pls send it

Yours
samir

And this is what he wrote to Sittu.......


HI!
kaya ba aajkal bohoot busy hoo gaya ha . ya sirf group ma hee mail karne ma maza aataa ha.
khbee kabee hum logo ko bee mail kar leya kro sifr present partner ke hee bare mee sochtee roho ge.

Yes, and hows ur project is going on. kabhee kuch bataa deya karoo.
Most important is that agar hum jase logo ke leya koyee opertunaty ha to bathna .
agar samjoo to ma apna resume thuma forward kar do . sooch lana.

yaar kabhee kabee free kee service ka use kar mail to kar deya krooo.
Bye
samir

Man! if this guy had worked as a code writer for the army, the Pakis would have gone crazy!