Raut the sadist

Ever since Samir Raut bought for himself the modern communication tool, the cell phone, he's discovered a new means of driving his BIT batchmates, like me, up the wall, in trying to derive a semblence of meaning from his SMSs. Some samples presented exactly as they appear on the screen of my Nokia 3310. Let me warn you beforehand, subtility is not one of his strong points.

U to muje pyaar
kam m ta tnha te
par eska gum m
ta mohabat jese
ke main uska
ashique n ta
khabar hue jab
unko sub te
magar maim n ta

MUJHI DAR NHE
KE MERA KAYA
HOGA JO AAJ TAK
M HUA WO AB
KAY HOGA BUS U
HE SAMAY
BETATA HO KALE
SMAY ME KALE N
RAHU ES LEYA
HUMESA YADO ME
KESE KO BSTA HO
WRE R U

MAKING FUN IS N
ART
U R SMART I M
SMART
U R ALWAYS
BEHIND ME I M
LOKING KHADA U
R GOING 4 KAEE